if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer


You think it’s cool to hate things. And it’s not. It’s boring. Talk about what you love and keep quiet about what you don’t.
Liberal Arts (via petrichour)

My sex drive: broom broom

tylerchokely:

santa:

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THIS FUCKING FACE MEANS

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IS IT CRINGING IS IT A SMILE WHAT IS IT!! 

"face with clenching teeth"



hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work



imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 






vanillish:

tell me i’m your national anthemimage



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