windexbottles:

"can i borrow a pencil?"

ya here

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neopiacentral:

I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry



snpchatting:

a star is born


panic/anxiety attack

jaspinder:

  • breathe in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.


whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this


d1verse:

Awww

d1verse:

Awww


lubricates:

When theres a fly in your room and you’re trying to kill it then it hides for an hour then you finally find it

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allisonwaunderland:

necronovelist:

missjadeegbert:

i almost tagged something as mario and the diamonds

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It’s a-me, primadonna girl!

Feat. Luigi del rey

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unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick





totheinternetandbeyond:

I went to a catholic elementary school with a really strict dress code and one time in 4th grade I came to school with my shirt untucked 2 days in a row and my teacher asked me if I was having problems at home


kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS


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